What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 06:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

If Andrew Tate said that women only should be on the kitchen, why do Democrats want to elect Kamala Harris?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

How do I get access to a dog for bestiality? I am currently unable to adopt a dog, but I want to know if there are still ways to have sex with one without getting caught.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

No, not a chance

Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

So they tried

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

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